Hi, I'm Pat, Nikki's brother. I like to speak my mind almost as much as I like my pet cats. I also write poetry, draw, and read about science for fun.
Okay, the Wikihow and Mini-Wikipedia are simply amazing in terms of content. Hmm. Here we go...
Har Har Har. VERY Funny (<- not sarcasm). However, I, of course, looked at the cat toys, and found room for improvement. The 'excitement wire'?! Silly! It needs string, not wire. Wire is no good. Plus, what about feathers, as a suggestion?
Very good, only one problem. One comedian, and it's that Charlie Chaplin fellow?! Hmph. What about Eddie Izzard?