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North Face

NORTH FACE is a holiday celebrated by diverse religion and is held on DECEMBER 27.

On North Face Eve all mothers, grandmothers, and otherwise important female household members get together and make some LEPRECHAUN SPLEEN SKILLET. This is the traditional dish, but is sometimes replaced as leprechaun spleen harvests are not as bountiful as they used to be. After it is placed in its special location, everyone gathers and begins to construct candles of earwax saved up all year long. In this they carve the kind of bubblegums they wish to receive from the Hanukkah Armadillo this year. The earwax candling is often a joyous time.

When everyone is finished, they all set out their wooden clogs and candles and go to bed. The next day, everybody checks their clogs for bubblegums. Sometimes the Hanukkah Armadillo brings it, and sometimes he doesn't.