Squeak

The XO laptop is very big bad wolf! The laptop will eat you up without thought about you. If you see one DO NOT APROACH IT! Call the local police and report this bad laptop. The laptop will show no mercy as it toys with you or your childrens minds! Even George W. Bush cannot call it into order, however it porbably could not understand him. This is a national theart to securety, the laptop's programs could control every human in the world, maybe evan every living thing in the universe! this is a very pressing issue, so here's a tissue!