User:Roman Czyborra

Roman Czyborra

• born 1970 in Münster Westfalen Germany to an academic couple
• Willy Brandt election campaigning 1972, Sesame Street adopter
• IQ of 136, reading/writing/calculating since 1974
• Protestant kindergarden followed by alternative kinderhaus
• early public transportation expertise
• Volksschule Gesamtschule Gymnasium in Hamburg
• early sex education and interest in sexuality
• schooling in english and russian as 2nd and 3rd language
• Sharp PC-1500 BASIC plotter programming
• Sharp MZ-700 Z80A programming and CP/M hacking
• Apple Macintosh artwork
• 5 years of soccer football (BSV19)
• student magazine writing, typesetting, layout, printing, advertising
• volunteer work in the public library
• school-wide, city-wide and regional secondary student government
• majors math + physics, minors history + german, workgroups informatics + politics
• self-studied polish, studies at Majdanek concentration camp
• Abitur in Bargteheide 1989
• microcontroller assembly job
• mathematical propaed at Göttingen University
• computer science major at Technical University Berlin
• red-green Momper senate, opening of the Berlin wall
• Modula-2 graphics library reprogramming on MS-DOS
• functional programming with tessy and Hope on Sun3
• first Usenet encounter in 1990, intensive use since 1992
• 24 months peace service with Action Reconciliation in Syracuse NY
• respite hosting for multicultural Americans with developmental disabilities
• education + experiences in minority issues, medicine, caregiving, politics of sex
• extensive city-to-city traveling in the US of A and Montreal and Toronto
• study continued 1992: math, Unix OS fundamentals, psychology, law, economics
• bisexual coming out 1993
• Vordiplom early 1994 with straight As
• pioneer software administration (MIME, i18n, MDA, MUA, WWW clients and server, sh/perl/C CGIs)
• mobbing trauma and legal and political defense
• 9 mostly beneficial MDMA intakes over the course of 5 years
• lecturing on language automaton design (Turing/Chomsky)
• Amsterdam love relation and exponential grasp of the Dutch language
• guest listening at Free University
• multitasking master thesis on Unicode use in Unix
• C HTML template parser programming job self-employed for envicon.de
• fully protected employment as taz.de's first unixadmin since 1999
• team-driven decisionmaking, acquisition, hiring and leadership
• zero-configuration usability hacks on Linux X11 desktops and Solaris Servers
• low-level protocol administration (NFS, NIS, DNS, SCSI, DHCP, NAT, CIPE, Debian)
• 16 hours of BSD sendmail firewalling for 125 DEM/h
• incremental and non-overwriting disk and tape backup solution programmed
• psychosis because of spam overload and distro transition and relationship breakups
• suicide attempts #1 and #2 (last) in 2001
• 4 psychiatric hospitals, finally borderline psychotherapy by Marsha Linehan
• ultra rapid cycling of manic and depressive episodes in 2002 and 2003
• first legal victories and an expensive defeat in 2002
• scientific work on pedophiles' problem since 2002
• invention of sexual informatics (algorithmic description of psychodynamics)
• psychology freshman courses with my African Berliner girlfriend in 2002/2003
• schizoaffective crisis in 2003 silenced with depressant medication
• minimalistic paralyzed life all of 2004 and 2005
• Wikipedia mania in 2006 with an redepressing early mobbing trauma
• immediate professional in-house social care
• sheltered workshop employment, since january 2007 full time and fully paid
• advanced Windows XP and Samba administration and CMS studies
• younger brothers wedding and relocation and gardening month initiate manic revival
• stable depression-immune mood since 22 september 2007
• expanded travels, commerce, communications
• newest MacBook with OS X Leopard
• first ever striking hard-disk crash recovery still in progress
• genius concept for an open internet university to simply outperform Wikipedia and possibly Google
• founding and installation of a materialized self-help center in Berlin
• ideas and plans and first steps to found a globally operating unixbank to print money and provide stable and transparent and easily affordable unlimited networking
• chaos communication congress 24c3

Exciting opportunity 2008:

• jobs-school-server-architect and jobs-school-server-software at laptop.org

Other time-consuming but rewarding carreer goals:

• keeping up the incremental progress and knowledge expansion
• fathering at least one meiotic offspring
• doctorates in psychology/psychiatry (gender studies/case study), engineering (operating system), law (healthy freedom of information and data protection, automatic judication), economy (zero-damages exponential growth principles), chemistry (cracking the design of the biological transistor: the molecular workings of neurons and emotions)
• government leadership in Germany and the Netherlands and the EU and the UN
• Debian project leadership and the Great Unification
• 1 to 5 Nobel Prizes
• beautiful sunny island retreat together with a promiscuous but caring community

Contact telephone:

• skype:czyborra.com
• +12026846556
• +491723259238
• +493068237969