User:Roman Czyborra

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Roman Czyborra

  • born 1970 in Münster Westfalen Germany to an academic couple
  • Willy Brandt election campaigning 1972, Sesame Street adopter
  • IQ of 136, reading/writing/calculating since 1974
  • Protestant kindergarden followed by alternative kinderhaus
  • early public transportation expertise
  • Volksschule Gesamtschule Gymnasium in Hamburg
  • early sex education and interest in sexuality
  • schooling in english and russian as 2nd and 3rd language
  • Sharp PC-1500 BASIC plotter programming
  • Sharp MZ-700 Z80A programming and CP/M hacking
  • Apple Macintosh artwork
  • 5 years of soccer football (BSV19)
  • student magazine writing, typesetting, layout, printing, advertising
  • volunteer work in the public library
  • school-wide, city-wide and regional secondary student government
  • majors math + physics, minors history + german, workgroups informatics + politics
  • self-studied polish, studies at Majdanek concentration camp
  • Abitur in Bargteheide 1989
  • microcontroller assembly job
  • mathematical propaed at Göttingen University
  • computer science major at Technical University Berlin
  • red-green Momper senate, opening of the Berlin wall
  • Modula-2 graphics library reprogramming on MS-DOS
  • functional programming with tessy and Hope on Sun3
  • first Usenet encounter in 1990, intensive use since 1992
  • 24 months peace service with Action Reconciliation in Syracuse NY
  • respite hosting for multicultural Americans with developmental disabilities
  • education + experiences in minority issues, medicine, caregiving, politics of sex
  • extensive city-to-city traveling in the US of A and Montreal and Toronto
  • study continued 1992: math, Unix OS fundamentals, psychology, law, economics
  • bisexual coming out 1993
  • Vordiplom early 1994 with straight As
  • pioneer software administration (MIME, i18n, MDA, MUA, WWW clients and server, sh/perl/C CGIs)
  • mobbing trauma and legal and political defense
  • 9 mostly beneficial MDMA intakes over the course of 5 years
  • lecturing on language automaton design (Turing/Chomsky)
  • Amsterdam love relation and exponential grasp of the Dutch language
  • guest listening at Free University
  • multitasking master thesis on Unicode use in Unix
  • C HTML template parser programming job self-employed for envicon.de
  • fully protected employment as taz.de's first unixadmin since 1999
  • team-driven decisionmaking, acquisition, hiring and leadership
  • zero-configuration usability hacks on Linux X11 desktops and Solaris Servers
  • low-level protocol administration (NFS, NIS, DNS, SCSI, DHCP, NAT, CIPE, Debian)
  • 16 hours of BSD sendmail firewalling for 125 DEM/h
  • incremental and non-overwriting disk and tape backup solution programmed
  • psychosis because of spam overload and distro transition and relationship breakups
  • suicide attempts #1 and #2 (last) in 2001
  • 4 psychiatric hospitals, finally borderline psychotherapy by Marsha Linehan
  • ultra rapid cycling of manic and depressive episodes in 2002 and 2003
  • first legal victories and an expensive defeat in 2002
  • scientific work on pedophiles' problem since 2002
  • invention of sexual informatics (algorithmic description of psychodynamics)
  • psychology freshman courses with my African Berliner girlfriend in 2002/2003
  • schizoaffective crisis in 2003 silenced with depressant medication
  • minimalistic paralyzed life all of 2004 and 2005
  • Wikipedia mania in 2006 with an redepressing early mobbing trauma
  • immediate professional in-house social care
  • sheltered workshop employment, since january 2007 full time and fully paid
  • advanced Windows XP and Samba administration and CMS studies
  • younger brothers wedding and relocation and gardening month initiate manic revival
  • stable depression-immune mood since 22 september 2007
  • expanded travels, commerce, communications
  • newest MacBook with OS X Leopard
  • first ever striking hard-disk crash recovery still in progress
  • genius concept for an open internet university to simply outperform Wikipedia and possibly Google
  • founding and installation of a materialized self-help center in Berlin
  • ideas and plans and first steps to found a globally operating unixbank to print money and provide stable and transparent and easily affordable unlimited networking
  • chaos communication congress 24c3

Exciting opportunity 2008:

  • jobs-school-server-architect and jobs-school-server-software at laptop.org

Other time-consuming but rewarding carreer goals:

  • keeping up the incremental progress and knowledge expansion
  • fathering at least one meiotic offspring
  • doctorates in psychology/psychiatry (gender studies/case study), engineering (operating system), law (healthy freedom of information and data protection, automatic judication), economy (zero-damages exponential growth principles), chemistry (cracking the design of the biological transistor: the molecular workings of neurons and emotions)
  • government leadership in Germany and the Netherlands and the EU and the UN
  • Debian project leadership and the Great Unification
  • 1 to 5 Nobel Prizes
  • beautiful sunny island retreat together with a promiscuous but caring community

Contact telephone:

  • skype:czyborra.com
  • +12026846556
  • +491723259238
  • +493068237969