User talk:SpongeBob

I'm gonna kick your butt. —Flatts 14:35, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Haha! That joke was almost funnier the second time you said it. —SpongeBob 14:36, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

No. I mean it. —Flatts 14:36, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Haha! That time, it sounded like you had t- —SpongeBob 14:37, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

{rips off shirt and hair from chest to say, "I mean it"} —Flatts 14:38, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

You did mean it. —SpongeBob 14:39, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Gary, I'm too young to have my butt kicked. There's so much in life that I haven't gotten to do. {cutaway to office} Hold on. I'll transfer your call. —SpongeBob 14:55, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

It's butt-kicking time

{knocks on door} —Flatts 14:58, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Who is it? —SpongeBob 14:59, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

{knocks down door} —Flatts 15:00, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

AAAUUUGGGHHH!! FLATTS!! —SpongeBob 15:02, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

It's butt-kicking time. —Flatts 15:03, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

There's something that I want you to remember, Gary, but I'm too scared to remember what it is. —SpongeBob 15:06, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

{cracks knuckles, brushes teeth, gargles water, and spits it out} —Flatts 15:09, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

{breathes heavily} —SpongeBob 15:11, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Let's do it. —Flatts 15:13, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Go away, Gary. I don't want you to see this! It'll be ugly. —SpongeBob 15:15, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Are you ready? —Flatts 15:17, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Hold on. {puts on blindfold} Okay, I'm ready. —SpongeBob 15:20, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Here it comes. {punches SpongeBob but nothing happens} —Flatts 15:24, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

I said I'm ready. —SpongeBob 15:26, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

Huh? {punches SpongeBob again but to no avail} —Flatts 15:31, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

I'm absorbing his blows

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I was made out of some spongy material! And you know what that means? I get to go to work tomorrow! —SpongeBob 15:34, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

{collapses from exhaustion} —Flatts 15:36, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

I can't believe you beat up a new student! I'm going to kick your butt! —Mrs. Puff 15:38, 5 June 2007 (EDT)

I didn't beat up Flatts. I was absorbing his blows, and then he passed out. —SpongeBob 15:56, 5 June 2007 (EDT)